The art of doing nothing is a skill honed over centuries. And by the greatest masters of the craft, the Prophets of Procrastination. They have spent eons perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing.
From the ancient scrolls to the modern-day scrolls (you know, the ones on your phone), we have been studying the secrets of the universe and... not writing about it.
Our motto: "Why do today, when you can do tomorrow."